The sassiest captain in America.
Lexie 17 NC
PatD, FOB, ATL, Mumford and Sons, The Lumineers, and Glenn Miller are fab-o.
I like shows that punch me in the feelings, such as Supernatural, Sherlock, American Horror Story, and Copper.
I post whatever, but a lot of it ends up being Avengers related.





: I played everything. Sang everything. Recorded everything. Mixed everything. Myself.


justintheallan:

soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.  


kiddwaynejohnson:

I’d laugh my ass off if I met a gay couple called Adam and Steve



skoothsmin:

thattrollwiththehorns:

understanding-and-aware:

remember him?

i actually had forgotten about him

thank you for this

I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid
What he’s basically saying is he likes to get…paid

The internet can bastardize it all it likes, Shrek was a great fuckin film.

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demonicfezzesincamelot:

GHOST!  GHOSTFACERS!
WE FACE THE GHOSTS WHEN OTHERS WILL NOT
WE’RE— GHOST!  GHOSTFACERS!
STAY IN THE KITCHEN WHEN THE KITCHEN GETS HOT
GHOST!  GHOSTFACERS!
WE FACE THE NIGHTMARE, WE FACE THE DEAD
GHOST!  GHOSTFACERS!
WE FACE THE FACELESS—WE FACE THE DEAD!

IN THE HAUNTED NIGHT
LOOKING FOR THE FRIGHT OF OUR LIFE
WITH THE AFTER LIFE!
WHEN YOU TRIP AND FALL
INTO THE SUPER-NATUR-ALL
WE’RE WHO YOU’RE GONNA CALL
CAUSE WE FACE THEM ALL!

(I own no rights for this awesomeness)

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multipack:

row row row your boat gently away from me


yorshs:

“i need to find a tutorial for something.”

“i know, i’ll look on youtube!”

image

exasperated sigh


territorialcreep:

i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this

(Source: zakkain)


pokemon-personalities:

a moment of recognition for those ships you shipped before you knew what shipping was

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