WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE LONGHORN STEAKHOUSE BLOG??!?!
COME ON YOU GUYS THIS IS GOLD
IT’S FULL OF STEAK PUNS
MEAT PUNS. SEXUAL MEAT PUNS COME ON.
THEY ARE SASSY
not all the time tho, but it’s still cute
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS???
imagine if it was morning and the birds were chirping and you went outside and they all got silent and looked at you like they were just talking about you
One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.